An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight

attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them

food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the

aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to

announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,

so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip

back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking

woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big

brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can

pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my

country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the

flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my

country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch."