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> > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and

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> > > Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close

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> > > refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,

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> > > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

> > > just put him in there.This tests your memory.OK, even if you did not

> > > answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more

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> > > Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the

> > > Animal Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your

> > > mistakes.According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the

> > > professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many

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> > > disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four

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Imbecile.

Why thank you!

 

How are u my dear?

 

Long time no see/hear/touch...

You have never touched me so top dreaming Ed!

 

I'm cool matey, just finished a night shift, so I'm a tad tired though!

Well get yourself 2 bed!!!

 

Are u not gonna come along to Serious on Saturday then???

 

ps I have touched you and you were very tactile!

ps I have touched you and you were very tactile!

 

What the [censored]?!?!

 

I don't think I will be there on Saturday, Eddie. Soz!

Who did u just quote???

 

It wasn't me.....

You're gay yeah?

 

Or are you mad?

 

No I'm right.

 

I am not mad.

Ha ha, how clever am I?

 

A bit of cunning editing and I have played with your mind!!

What are you talking about?

 

(see my previous post!)

 

If you're going to come out, at least do it properly!!

 

See above!!

 

You win!!

 

You're Eeeeeevil!

 

(But i'm not gay!)

I'm the winner! I'm the winner!

 

You must now be my slave for a whole week!

Hmmmmm....... Kinky!