how horrible is this? ive just licked a fair few and had to get some polos to get rid of the taste

Either get the sticker ones, or get a sponge...

they usually give me the sticker ones at the post office but theres these new stamps out.....about 4 times the size of the normal ones....you have to lick them

 

the sponge is a good idea but i dont usually carry one around with me but there is plenty of puddles in town to have wet it

*shakes head*

 

What kind of modern man doesn't walk round with a sponge? I ask you?!

one that doesn't get excited that easy and makes a mess at the sight of a pretty girl?

i always lick my finger then put my finger on tha stamp because i heard a story about somebody licking a stamp and it had cocroach eggs on it and cocroaches were born in her mouth! so now i am scared of licking stamps or envelopes!!

mmmmm nice.....no wonder they taste horrible

 

ToxicPhil_B said:

mmmmm nice.....no wonder they taste horrible

 

 

i know!! i was nearly sick when i heard tha story so im neva ever licking anything i dont trust or like tha look of again!!!!!

baby_rabit said:

im neva ever licking anything i dont trust or like tha look of again!!!!!

 

BORING, USELESS FACT TIME FROM MR GINGE...

 

 

Did you know everytime you lick a stamp you are absorbing approximately 1/2000th of a calorie.

 

So you can lick stamps all day without the worry of getting fat.

If you snort enough 20 pound notes, presumably you will get high on cocaine...?

Righto, I have my evening planned then!

Mr_Ginge said:

BORING, USELESS FACT TIME FROM MR GINGE...

 

 

Did you know everytime you lick a stamp you are absorbing approximately 1/2000th of a calorie.

 

So you can lick stamps all day without the worry of getting fat.

 

I read somewhere that it was 7 calories. So not much difference in our info, mines only 14000 times more than yours

 

So if I'm right, if the average man licked 357 stamps in one day he couldn't eat anything. I really need to get a job, I've just got way too much time on my hands

i'm going to post this while I'm still in work mode (pervert mode -- ie the things u talk about with ur workmates)

 

 

u could always jizz over them

 

Phil_raa said:

i'm going to post this while I'm still in work mode (pervert mode -- ie the things u talk about with ur workmates)

 

 

u could always jizz over them

 

 

That'll take too long to dry...the stamp would fall off