Fred - Creamy is right, we are single and bitter and you can't be in out gang !

 

Only joking hun, would be lovely to see you and meet your lady, gis a shout nearer the time, oh and of course, lots of fit men are welcome, don't care about personality or anything like that - stunners wanted here, shallow but truthful me ! x

ummm, i'll just stamp me footprint on the doorstep of singledom [ a hammer is close enough to be a foot so ]

I've been single for too long but

dont read too much into that!!

 

singledom sucks!!!!!!!!!!

i need a man

cyberdonkey said:

singledom sucks!!!!!!!!!!

i need a man

 

and new batteries it seems too

Single life is brilliant.

 

My arm has never ached so much in all my life.

and I've never bought so many batteries... !

Shelby said:

and I've never bought so many batteries... !

 

so buying shares in duracell good idea at the mo then

 

But have to agree with others on here- singledom sucks

yep, it does that!!

Shelby said:

and I've never bought so many batteries... !

 

Yeah those torchs don't half eat up batteries when your trying to read under the bed sheets.

djgarry83 said:

All I ask is that you have big tits & a small fanny.

Why, have a problem down there???

Fish said:

Fred - Creamy is right, we are single and bitter and you can't be in out gang !

 

I think you'll find Kev has a bird ! And James too, tho [censored] knows how that happened !

Capn_Jack said:

Shelby said:

and I've never bought so many batteries... !

 

Yeah those torchs don't half eat up batteries when your trying to read under the bed sheets.

Damn!! How did you know? I was trying to sound like a crazy sex starved mistress!

Shelby said:

Capn_Jack said:

Shelby said:

and I've never bought so many batteries... !

 

Yeah those torchs don't half eat up batteries when your trying to read under the bed sheets.

Damn!! How did you know? I was trying to sound like a crazy sex starved mistress!

 

Don't worry I am a dirty old man so understood whaTt you were implying!

 

Off to glastonbury tomorrow where i really will become a dirty old man due to lack of washing lol