my heads up my arse still from the weekend so Im leavin it upto u guys

There was a young boy named Andy,

He went to order a Shandy,

The barman said how old are you,

Andy said just call me Dru,

Before I do a poo,

all over you.

 

ummmm...he never got served anyway.

 

Sorry kinda fell apart towards the end,

but there you go, Andy Whitby's first pub experience in a nutshell.

 

Love you man!!!!

 

 

 

Mr Moo

done a poo

in the loo

which he should never do.

 

Maria likes to wank

in a bank

which is skank

and completely rank.

 

James is gay

and shags in hay

during the day

usually in may.

 

Jonm is large

like a barge

and likes marge

very very much.

mr moo likes to sniff glue

while doin a poo

and gettin head off a kangaroo

in a public loo

 

I am the next Robert Burns

Captain Cunted

is always munted

but never shunted

like a train.

There was once a fat old bastard from Romford,

Who used to sit about doin [censored] all, other than eat custard.

 

Urmmmm im [censored] @ them

 

 

HERE WE GO:

 

Creamys a cunt

his birds a munt

cunt cunt cunt.

 

 

Tara is a minger

who wants to be a singer

but will neverbe

because shes rubbish.

Mr Moo is vain

and looks like a train

in the rain

and is lame.

Creamy is fit

and every bird thinks so.

 

Doesn't rhyme but makes sense.

CreamyC said:

Tara is a minger

who wants to be a singer

but will neverbe

because shes rubbish.

 

PMSL!

Here ye lives a fat old cunt from the south east

Who used to get his end away usin water and yeast

 

He made it to strong, choked on his own chong,

and was found with his .......

 

(complete)

 

 

.... dick in a thong.

No, its gotta rhyme with the 1st sentences last word.

 

EAST.

nob in a beast?

Mr_Moo said:

Here ye lives a fat old cunt from the south east

Who used to get his end away usin water and yeast

 

He made it to strong, choked on his own chong,

and was found with his cock in a beast