PANTS, but better than anything so far.

A sexy young fellow called Mr_Moo

got dirty with one of creamys poo

 

he ran thru the hay

to get out the way,

 

But fell in a great big loo.

 

some call him toady, its creamy c

i often think hes just like me

he takes the piss, a right chief baiter

and damn! hes handy with a small vibrator

beat that boys!!

thats a good un form jon

im thinking

ChewMyMoo said:

thats a good un form jon

im thinking

its even funnier if u were there!! lol!!

oooh ill box ur brains out mister!

 

there was a knob head called moo

he thought himself good in his wit,

it wasnt until his first interview

that he realised he was a dick

 

recalling that fateful day

his mother told him wot went wrong

"it may have bin cos ur was gay

and sucking ur dick for too long"

 

poor moo learnt his lesson real quick

and soon he had a good paying job

now he only sucks buisnessmen dick

and gets free booze at the gay bar, the sod!

(5/7/5 haiku)

 

kevin is quite weird

he swims in puke every day

it attracts the kids

has to rhyme numb chucks

ChewMyMoo said:

has to rhyme numb chucks

 

did yours rhyme?

yeh it did u frikking dislexic pikey...read it

it goes 1-3, 2-4...

please..ive got an english lit exam on tuesday..

Why all the peoms on the same people

ChewMyMoo said:

yeh it did u frikking dislexic pikey...read it

it goes 1-3, 2-4...

please..ive got an english lit exam on tuesday..

 

sorry but im not a dislexic pikey I hope u fail

ahhh Jimmy - you know I'm gonna get a straight A for this, lol...

 

I am going to introduce myself,

My name is Scary Claire.

I run around like a Ketamized elf,

And I fall down slides and stairs.

 

But I'm not here to bore you,

Or to tell you where I'm from.

So I'll tell you about a site I've just joined,

It's called Club the world dot com.

 

The first thread I posted,

Was to say hi to everyone.

They all seemed nice and welcomed me,

And voila the task was done.

 

It was then in my head I realised,

That I am now well hunted.

And that I know some gals and guys,

Especially the Scottish Monsieur Cunted.

 

I got talking to him last year,

He's as messy a Kethead as I.

But 'cos he's Scottish his head's not in gear,

He just constantly flies 'high'

 

And there's a girl who seems so angelic,

Like a perfect, everlasting dream.

But pure she's not - it's just a trick,

She likes double fisting and cream.

 

She's so funny and sweet in everyway,

A devil she is not.

She goes along smiling everyday,

And sits at Fraggle Rock

 

That's enough of squallid turds

And sprookling along the way.

But here's to all at Club the World

And to a hefty [censored] up stay

 

Scary Claire - Copyrite all rights reserved teehee