Claire u r [censored] fab hun youve totally cheered me up from my down mood I was in

Captain_Cunted said:

Claire u r [censored] fab hun youve totally cheered me up from my down mood I was in

 

Glad to know I can be of service, babes!

 

So, do I score a straight A?!

Nice one Jon. The rest are utter shite.

Was that last bit about me? A* excellent work.

 

Heres my poem:

 

Creamy is a dickhead,

He is such a twat,

He spends all day sat at a computer,

Whilst under his desk he's bumming a cat.

 

Silly cow.

CreamyC said:

Silly cow.

 

Chell said:

Was that last bit about me? A* excellent work.

 

It was either 'down at Fraggle Rock' or 'Sitting on a Cock' (and I don't mean the "cock-a-doodle-doo" sort)

TomD said:

(5/7/5 haiku)

 

kevin is quite weird

he swims in puke every day

it attracts the kids

 

ChewMyMoo said:

has to rhyme numb chucks

 

a) poems dont have to rhyme to be poems!

5/7/5 haiku is a type of poem thats not ment to rhyme

poems that dont rhyme r wrong

Captain Cunted

Likes to get shunted

Up the [censored] arse..

He likes it hard,

Out the back yard,

His dad is now tagged "wanted".

so true

Captain_Cunted said:

poems that dont rhyme r wrong

 

Try telling that to Wordsworth, Keats and T.S. Eliot. Some of the greatest English poets EVER.

 

 

Mr_Ginge said:

Captain_Cunted said:

poems that dont rhyme r wrong

 

Try telling that to Wordsworth, Keats and T.S. Eliot. Some of the greatest English poets EVER.

 

 

that explains it english twats

Mr_Ginge said:

Captain_Cunted said:

poems that dont rhyme r wrong

 

Try telling that to Wordsworth, Keats and T.S. Eliot. Some of the greatest English poets EVER.

 

 

Mr ginge, likes a bit of minge,

Only if it's ginger.

He got wire whool pubes,

Invests ina lora lube,

Overall he makes me cringe.

maria maria smells like diahorea

she has a big bum

its covered in cum

someone phone a doctor