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Captain_Cunted said:

that explains it english twats tongue.gif

 

What about Robert Burns then.

 

or Edwin Muir and Edward Tannihill?

 

All Scottish...not all theirs rhymed.

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If you shag Maria,

then do it real quick,

or you'll get gonorrhea,

at the end of your dick.

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mr ginge is ginge

he has ginger hair

i feel sorry for him

i do i feel sorry for him

 

thats in 5/5/7 mauke or watever it is smile.gif

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Maria, such a lovely name,

I bet you're quite a honey.

I'd take you out for dinner if

you give me lots of money.

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If I had ginger hair

I would like to be eaten by a bear

cos ginger hair

is mingin ...... smile.gif *awaits an award for best poem 2003*

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spank u me dear, I get great pleasure out of amusin u with my rhyming ways wink.gif

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disappointed.gifdisappointed.gifdisappointed.gif

 

PATHETIC.

 

Jimmy is a Scottish lad, thumbsdown.gif

who looks a little dumb thumbs.gif

He cannot get a girlfriend, lol.gif

so he has to shag his mum. shocked.gif

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up the bum

then i make maria drink my cum shocked.gif

 

ur obviously jealous that Im alot more talented than u when it comes to spittin rhymes (LMAO) cos u had to get the old dear involved wink.gif

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