http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

 

So...how many kittens have u killed ?

where do u find these sites????????? not one for the girls then. had a look though and iv killed 2600 kittens, not bad for a bird!!!!!!

wow

 

The Ejaculator!

 

You have made 1729.9479166667 gallons and 14437.114263542 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 184.52777777778 football fields!

You have killed approximately 119,574,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 664300 kittens.

 

 

i take it you aint got a bird, have you got blisters on your hands?

lol iv got a boyfriend but i still wank lol

hehehehe. il take my size 6's out my mouth now

You have made 67708.333333333 gallons and 565053.39583333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3611.1111111111 football fields!

You have killed approximately 2,340,000,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 13000000 kittens.

 

 

cyberdonkey said:

where do u find these sites?????????

 

lol, my mate forwards thse stuff to me..don't ask where he gets it from tho though, to be fair..he's 16

oh [censored]...........

 

You have made 253.90625 gallons and 2118.950234375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 18.055555555556 football fields!

You have killed approximately 11,700,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 65000 kittens.

 

 

 

 

and u say the kid's only 16???

 

djianw said:

 

and u say the kid's only 16???

 

they guy that forwarded it to me yes..