your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut)

cyberdonkey said:

your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut)

 

Well if i do start this business- may need to bring you on board as my female advisor

dondo said:

cyberdonkey said:

your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut)

 

Well if i do start this business- may need to bring you on board as my female advisor

as long as i can do the interveiws and make sure they know there stuff, cant have limp or quick employees can we, value for money, i say

cyberdonkey said:

dondo said:

cyberdonkey said:

your even more of a genius than i thought......rent a man, all male protitutes are gay (ive allredy inquired) a nice strait guy comes to the door, and if he takes longer than half hour to get there u get him free (just like pizza hut)

 

Well if i do start this business- may need to bring you on board as my female advisor

 

Sounds like a plan

as long as i can do the interveiws and make sure they know there stuff, cant have limp or quick employees can we, value for money, i say

Come sit on my cock

Or buy lithium batteries?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm alright then, as long as u wear a baque, suspenders and a gas mask

i think vibrators should be fitted with a small little nuclear powercell. i mean that bastered would take fuckin years to run out. Well i know some people that would run it out quite quickly

i run out about once a week, once a fortnite if iv got a bloke,

you def need that nuclear powercell. I should look into making one, i would be a rich man from it!

one that goes really fast, then farts after (sorry thats a bloke)

cyberdonkey said:

one that goes really fast, then farts after (sorry thats a bloke)

 

eeww the farting i think i would leave out, i mean who does that. If "Mr Fart" says yes then you are a very funny man, lol.

u aint slept with many blokes that fart after?

Snez said:

Highlander said:

you can change your moblie into a vibrater and it just vibs no need to ring it

 

1:text GO KITTY to 87121 (will add £1.50 to your bill)

2:receive a message with a wap link follow this link and it will ask to install kitty

3:once installed you will b asked to open it press no and go back to the main screen using the hang up button(nokia phones arent programed to vibrate when a call is in progress)

now follow the start purring kitty instructions and away you go!!!

4:you will receive 2 more messages at £1.50 but thats it

 

only works on nokia sharp and siemens phones!!!!

 

shut yo u pinky!!!

trust u to bring summat phone wise into the smut forum!

 

its smutty!!!!