Well, it is my last week at work, I am being made redundant, (haven't been here long enough for redundancy pay, I'm afraid). The challenge is to see how little work I can do. Yesterday, I think I did about 2 hours proper work, and today, in the 2 hours I have been in, I think I have done about 20 minutes.

 

I think this is by far the best game I have invented!

Blink said:

(haven't been here long enough for redundancy pay, I'm afraid).

 

Talk about being kicked in the teeth mate.

CreamyC said:

Blink said:

(haven't been here long enough for redundancy pay, I'm afraid).

 

Talk about being kicked in the teeth mate.

 

Nah, with everything else going on in my life at the moment, a bit of time off will do me good. (money won't be an issue, my dad left that covered). And it means I can temp and then when I move for the band, I won't have any problems signing-on, blessing in disguise mate, blessing in disguise.

 

I just sounds bad when I tell everyone what my month has been like!!

hehe - another great game is time your poos. simple really go for a big heafty dump, posisbly with todays paper and just enjoy your [censored]. make sure you time this, and then work out how much you have been paid.

 

we could have a competition for who's had the highest paid [censored] at work....hehe

 

u can do anything at work really, what they gonna do? sack you? hehe

Blink said:

I won't have any problems signing-on, blessing in disguise mate, blessing in disguise.

 

i know its a good thing you're leaving your work, mate :-)

 

so if you takes voluntary redunancy, how does that effect signing on compared to simply handing in your notice?

Technical I didn't take Voluntary Redundancy, but I checked with erm....those people who help you out with employment stuff, and arbitrate in things...but I checked with them and the job Centre, and as long as you can show that if you weren't made redundant, someone else would have been, you can still sign

how much stuff can you safely nick?

no no Phil, the game is you have to try and see what the LARGEST thing you can nick is.

 

I tole a chair from my managers office at my last job.

well actually, I work for a courier company, so there is plenty of choice...including some very tasty musical kit...but nah, the last guy who did that is up in court this week

LiamStyles said:

no no Phil, the game is you have to try and see what the LARGEST thing you can nick is.

 

I tole a chair from my managers office at my last job.

 

 

i've wanted to drop half a smartie in my bosses water for years