women with fantastic legs but minging faces should be put down.

 

you notice the leg first... fall in love... see the face and pretend you never laid eyes on them... but the leg is so attractive... then they catch you looking and smile

 

pure eeeeevil lol

Or women with gorgeous hair, who turn around and are minging, and you have been staring for ages, waiting for them to turn around!!

I've said it once...I'll say it again.

 

Who cares what the face is like when its buried in a pillow?

 

I know that sounds harsh and chauvanistic, but I'm not really like that...I just like the sound of it.

its the same with blokes with nice butts, that turn round & look like they've hit every fooking branch of the ugly tree & landed in the ugly field!!!

its only skin at the end of the day, were all skeletons underneath and all that..

ClubTheWorld.uk - Bringing home Mingers since 2001.

miss_diddy said:

its the same with blokes with nice butts, that turn round & look like they've hit every fooking branch of the ugly tree & landed in the ugly field!!!

 

I didn't realise we'd met!

invest in sum kwalitee paper bags and sum scissors!

women with wooden legs

My Dad once said

 

"Son, sometimes you never look at the mantlepiece while your stoking the fire"

 

He was truly wise!

Alas I am a sucker for a pretty face, I [almost] always look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire.

stoking the fire? I thought it was poking

Clubbing_Si said:

invest in sum kwalitee paper bags and sum scissors!

 

why scissors?

Captain_Cunted said:

stoking the fire? I thought it was poking

 

Children poke fires when they are kids, people who know how to get a fire nice and hot know that you stoke it.

ive got a gas fire.