So this pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. He pays, sits there quietly drinking, then orders another. And another. And another and another. This goes on for quite a few hours, and the bartender notices that the pig never visits the men's room. Finally, the pig gets up to leave, and the bartender asks him how he could drink so much and never visit the bathroom. The pig explains, "Well, I'm the piggy that goes wee wee wee all the way home!"

 

Lame

 

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funny

 

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My

 

God.

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