he's just walked in cos i have seafood goingyesno

Only if you

 

a)Don't like your Neighbours and want to create a feud with them.

b)Enjoy having the RSPCA visiting

c)Both of the above.

i left him the top of a pringles tub with vodka in it, he sniffed it then ran away

it has 2 be YES

NO!!!!!!

 

Don't waste vodka on a cat.

 

 

my cat used to lurve wine, get it some tasty Lambrini!! sure to work

I know some people that gave a cat acid once, they locked it in a room and they were all tottally [censored] and forgot about it.....they went in in the morning and the cat had obviously went tottally mental and had scratched the place to bits, when they went in the room it was sitting in the middle of the room as if nothing had happened LOL

Shelby said:

my cat used to lurve wine, get it some tasty Lambrini!! sure to work

 

Used to lurve wine? It didn't kill the little feline did it?

I got me mates dog drunk last christmas- i had the little pooch drinkin champagne thro a straw

my dearly departed cat, called minxy used to love getting stoned!!

Yes without a boubt get it pissed!! If that is not funny enough for you, crush a cheekie up in its food and turn the tunes up!!

 

i got my neighbours cat stoned to [censored] once! havin buckets in garden when it got a bit curious!! ha ha curiosity did nearly kill the cat!! my brother picked him up, while i pulled a big creamy bucket, i then put bottle over his face a blew the hole bucket in the cat! at first we thought it wasnt stoned as nothin happened then it ran off all of a sudden and couldnt walk in a straight line it veered off straight into a tree and tried to chase its tail for ages!!!! paranoid pussy!! hahaha!! piss funny! Yeah get it pissed i wanna know what happens!!

A spliffworths mixed in with the fuckers Felix should sort it out!

I hope the owners of the cat come out and shoot you, you cunts.

jon_m said:

i got my neighbours cat stoned to [censored] once! havin buckets in garden when it got a bit curious!! ha ha curiosity did nearly kill the cat!! my brother picked him up, while i pulled a big creamy bucket, i then put bottle over his face a blew the hole bucket in the cat! at first we thought it wasnt stoned as nothin happened then it ran off all of a sudden and couldnt walk in a straight line it veered off straight into a tree and tried to chase its tail for ages!!!! paranoid pussy!! hahaha!! piss funny! Yeah get it pissed i wanna know what happens!!

 

If you did that to my cat, I would nail you to a tree.