my neighbours cat is scared of vodka. this may go for the entire cat species, or maybe he just doesn't drink

That most of my client's are lying bastards.

That you can only travel forward in time and not back.

Capn, didn't u know that b4, and what did u learn today so that u only know it now?

that my job is crap!

pgp encryption with domain registration and how to work really quick when your server goes down, lol.

Phil_raa said:

Capn, didn't u know that b4, and what did u learn today so that u only know it now?

 

My future self travelled back through time to tell me its not possible. I have to believe the future me, well because he's from the future. They are bound to know better.

i knew my job was crap 2 years ago u like ur job then?

Capn_Jack said:

My future self travelled back through time to tell me its not possible. I have to believe the future me, well because he's from the future. They are bound to know better.

 

did he mention nething about the hat?

you learn summat new every day so i thought id share this one with u all------

a crocodile cant move its tongue or chew, but its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail!!!!!!!!

a piece of useless infomation 4 u all

That i look bad ass in a 'monsters inc' outfit!

sully or mike??????

that i dont need to buy anything anymore, i can get it secondhand freebies off ctw!

 

yeh!

 

and that actually, i am good at piano, as i have been put onto piano pieces for 1-2 grade and i didnt even know it!

whoopie!

so, even tho im a learner, im doing well

 

*fuk off creamy*, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

 

 

hey phil, wots green and goes red in a blender>?

a frog

NO!

 

ITS KERMIT IN A BLENDER!!!

 

NER NER!