It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking

up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He

looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he

squeaks.

 

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his

big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

 

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and

yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It

was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else

in the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last

night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold

early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the

table. It was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and

filled the cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come

downstairs and grace me with your presence... listen good because I'm only

going to say this one more time...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I haven't made the FUCKIN' porridge yet!"

 

 

Lol.