Giss a Job

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the

counter and said "Oh eh Mate, I'm lookin' for a job."

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a

listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his

nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes,

uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be

provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her

overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year.".

The scouser said "Nah, you're bullsh!tting me!".

The man behind the counter said "Well you fuckin' started it!".