A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap

1 Toothbrush

1 Tube of toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 apple

1 banana

1 orange

1 plum

1 grapefruit

1 tomato

1 lettuce

1 cabbage

1 baking potato

1 kraft single

1 samosa

1 vegetable pakora

1 muesli bar

1 pie

1 frozen pizza

1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a

basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.

As she turns he smiles at her and says,

Single, eh?

The girl smiles sheepishly and while playing with her hair Flirtaicously,

replies "How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're fucken minging

 

hahaha

hehehehehehe

 

thats a good 1!!!

 

Quality!!