Fellas, come on own up who has taken home a munter just get in some pussy time??

 

Youve been out on the piss with the lads your just about to leave, you spot the geek from school (who is not fat, thats just disgusting) with her geeky mates, you know she will go moist when you say hello, you talk to her then take her home and ruin her.

 

Never taken one home, don't want them finding their way back to me.

Never.

FredTheBaddie said:

Never.

 

Really??

 

Come on you can see shes got a nice firm little body under there, shes gonna have a tight pussy coz only her rampant rabbit been near it. She wont keep bothering you coz shes not your league.

 

Still really???

Erm, never been that bad, but have woken up next to a few I wish I hadn't woken up next to. [There's a little voice at the back of your mind the night before, saying "don't do it", but between the alcohol and the trouser snake, you do anyway]

A few times, yup, but i was young and naive then

JUST YOU THEN, Hahahahahha

Blink said:

Erm, never been that bad, but have woken up next to a few I wish I hadn't woken up next to. [There's a little voice at the back of your mind the night before, saying "don't do it", but between the alcohol and the trouser snake, you do anyway]

 

Ahhh yes but if you do it this way they never gonna stay the night

cyberdonkey said:

JUST YOU THEN, Hahahahahha

 

I dont think so, but most bloke when pissed take home the fat birds

Blink said:

Erm, never been that bad, but have woken up next to a few I wish I hadn't woken up next to. [There's a little voice at the back of your mind the night before, saying "don't do it", but between the alcohol and the trouser snake, you do anyway]

you promised you wouldnt say owt!!!!!

Every friday nite, lol!

of course, im sure everyone has, they just wont admit it

I usually end up sleeping with girls from work.

its so much easier to attack them in the printing room or company car park than it is in a club ah ginge.

I work in a casino so when enough of us get a day off together we usually pile into a [censored] club and then I get attacked by one of the girls.

 

I find it so hard to resist sometimes....I must be weak.