Picture this, you're on a random wander round a club, and you see someone who's 'face' you recognise and they say 'hi'.

 

What does your conversation go like?!

Mine are like:

 

THEM - 'Hi love, you alright?'

ME - 'Yeah, you?'

THEM - 'Not so bad. Do you know where I can get some pills or Ket?'

ME - 'Erm, yeah. Gimmie a minute'

 

What are yours like?

[censored] [censored] [censored], i recoginse u from sum [censored] where.

 

Arrrrgh.

 

Having a good time?

 

 

Or just spend 15mins tryin to work out where u recognise them from!

I was goin to say something to u but, I cant remember now......... I'll get back to u

Captain_Cunted said:

I was goin to say something to u but, I cant remember now......... I'll get back to u

 

But I don't want you to get back to me, I want you to get front with me - you cunted captain

 

Seriously Jimmy - I will be more amongst the stars than amongst the clouds (as you are now) tonight when I indulge in my Bailey's. I have 2 hole bottles to myself, Aysha has a bottle, and we have some vodka and coke.

drinking is wrong.

im no good at having conversations in clubs at all. its "what did ya say"

What did u say Paula?

whenever im out down south all i ever get is "you wat" probebly cos I can hardly speak lol

U mumbling cunt.

ah but u love it when i mumble dirty words in your ear dont ya!