wats this about again? LOL

Generally mine go:

 

Them: Hey ya, hows it going.

 

Me: Wicked thanks having a great nite, u?

 

Them: Yeah its brill. So wat u been up2?

 

Me: (explains wat I have been up2)

 

Conversations goes on for 5 or so mins.

 

Me stopped there thinking wat the fook is this persons name

 

Them: Well nice to meet u again ummm....

 

Me: Ahh thank fook u don't remember my name neither. Its Pepsi. Wats yours

THEM: FANTA!

 

 

 

if u can drag me off the dance floor, its usually

 

them: u kalayne?

me: erm...yeh

them: ahhh! i know blah blah...the spoke bout u!

me: oh, shame, BYE!

 

 

 

Mr_Moo said:

Or just spend 15mins tryin to work out where u recognise them from!

i always do that, i can neva fukin remember anyone's name or where i know them from, it's embarrasing sometimes, especially if they're fit as fuk!

my best one this weekend was:

 

[censored] HELL BRUCE! HOW THE [censored] HELL ARE YOU? HOW [censored] MAD IS THIS MEETING UP HERE LIKE THAT? ARE YOU STILL ON YOUR SAME EMAIL? K90 IS THE [censored] NADS!!!! TALK TO YOU LATER

 

i think i swore a bit too.

Well, had a rather interesting one meself last weekend at TDV....

 

Some eejit came up pushed me a tad, put his face in mine and said, "Oi! I don't want to hear any more of your [censored] like you gave me last night. Otherwise I'm gonna get mad!" And then marched off.

 

Kinda pissed me off at first. Looking back it was rather pathetic... And obviously a case of mistaken identity...

(with mates)

 

random fella comes and talks to me and says "that bloke says that girls with you because you've got a huge cock, all i can say is respect m8 - I'm totally jealous of cunts like you" and walks off

 

oh. right

the standard conversation when u end up chattin 2 some random is...

 

whats ur name?

where u from?

wot music are u here 4?

wot u on?

 

 

I remember once a girl I was chatting to said it was her first time out in over a year. She said she hadnt been out because her friend committed suicide and everyone blamed her for it. I then thought it was time to get up and get the hell out of the chill out room

raverbaby69 said:

the standard conversation when u end up chattin 2 some random is...

 

whats ur name?

where u from?

wot music are u here 4?

wot u on?

 

 

Thats pure boredom talk, I move after the first question.

Me: Alright mate, howz it going ?

 

He/She/They: Yeah not bad, but why you asking ?

 

Me: Well I kinda thought this was common practice ?

 

He/She/They: O yeah I guess so

 

Me: Well ? howz it going ? What do you do for a living ?

 

He/She/They: I'm a part time gardening assistant

 

Me: Thats nice, if you win what do you think you will do with the money ?

 

He/She/They: Win ? Win what ?

 

Me: O fook sorry, wrong gameshow

 

*Walks off embarrassed. You would have thought this would only ever happen once - but it happened AGAIN last Saturday after meeting Phil Reynolds.

"Alright mate?"

 

"What's your name?"

 

"U been here b4 mate?"

 

"Fuckin wikid night init mate?"

 

"Mate you are sound, feel like iv knows you forever mate."

 

"Oh mate, how many pills you had?"

 

"Can I have a drop of your water mate?"

 

"Mate, you are sorted, whats your number?"

 

"You are deffo my best mate."

 

FEEL THE LOVED UP VIBE

LMAO Maria!!!!! So it was you I met last Saturday ? lol

James said:

LMAO Maria!!!!! So it was you I met last Saturday ? lol

 

Good night, wasn't it mate? Same time next week?