I would like to take this opportunity to thank 'most' - not all - the ClubTheWorld members on here. Admittedly, its taken a hell of a lot quicker to get to 10,000 than it did to get to 20,000. In that respect I feel that after last the 10,000 post you losers aint worth the hassle writing about this time, so I am going to abuse you sad wankers with some of your FIRST ever posts on ClubTheWorld. Oh [censored], there are some sad people out there, wait until you read some of them, sad people. I am also distraught that some of you haven't made welcome newbies posts which I find quite upsetting but I guess you get away with being reminded IN THIS POST. And before any clever fucker tries to find mine THERE ISN'T ONE because my one was deleted when this site had a break in and all posts got deleted. So, where shall I begin, oh yes, lets begin by providing you all with a link to your first ever newbie posts. Back in the day when the newbie forum was first introduced many people were too shy to put up and say 'hi' so I had to push it by doing one for them and seeing as this newbie was a BIRD - something we lacked then, then again still do now - I thought I'd get in there before James, the first member to look at is PEPSI'S first ever welcome newbies post.

Then it went all down hill with SCREAM'S first ever post followed shortly by DIABLO'S and then the notorius, compulsive liar, attention seeking 'look at me' CLAIRE DC .

Back in July we had the pleasure of WUB WUB . Then we have TRESH'S gay welcome newbies post. In complete contrast here was NICK G'S effort. One time peachyraver and Essex boy then gave us the pleasure of his own welcome newbie, JAY . Newly appointed Serious Issues Mod FINTBEASTS was made last year, up and coming ClubTheWorld Stud COLIN66 can be found as well. Not so frequent to this forum anymore but a popular member nontheless, MITZ'S welcome newbie post can be found too.

Heres some more for anyone interested to see there very first newbie post and compare to how they have changed since then .... courtesy of the great one .... me.

• Clubbing Si
• BeBe - fuck ME, she never had her arse stuck in her PM's
• MattD
• Groovester
• evilhedfuk
• Sophie - her 203rd comeback post
• Mr Moo
• Geordie Becky
• liquideyes
• Canadian Lover
• Guyster
• Don
• Bushy
• dani_babyboo
• Angel_Jodie
• MrFart
• raverbaby69
• Snez
• Phil_raa
• ANDY WHITBY
• Samsung
• Mrs Baddie (Mrs Moo)
• Tina_g
• rickd
• DJSG (Maria)
• shaunstopbeingacock
• tidy_turd
• Captain_Cunted
• ChewMyMoo
• Tidy_tart

But ClubTheWorlders, I have left the best members til last, one for the way he has entertained us since joining and the other for being the gayest newbies post I have read since being here, first the entertainer is jus3454 and the gayest post of the year award goes to the one and only TOMD

Lamest post of the year award goes to MR MOO

The best post of the year award goes to Shit Stirrer Annonymous

Group Hugs anyone ?

Wow... You sad tosser... Haven't you got a life? You've been constructing that for hours haven't ya? Go out and actually get a fooking life.

I feel honoured that I got a mention

creamy thats a quality post mate! but do i fell good or bad about not gettin a mention?

click on whitby and u get snezs first post!! hahaha!! is there somethin ur not tellin us andy?

Whitby's first post link goes to Snez's mate... Thought I'd let ya know so you can sort it out!

Beaten to it... Oops...

Bukey said:

Whitby's first post link goes to Snez's mate... Thought I'd let ya know so you can sort it out!

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

my first post link goes 2 angeljodies as well.

but the real question is... will creamyc return 2 get 2 30000?????

jon_m said:

Bukey said:

Whitby's first post link goes to Snez's mate... Thought I'd let ya know so you can sort it out!

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

 

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

Bukey said:

jon_m said:

Bukey said:

Whitby's first post link goes to Snez's mate... Thought I'd let ya know so you can sort it out!

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

 

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

took me a while to get that!!

jon_m said:

Bukey said:

jon_m said:

Bukey said:

Whitby's first post link goes to Snez's mate... Thought I'd let ya know so you can sort it out!

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

 

what are u? my fuckin parrot? haha!!

took me a while to get that!!

 

Bukey said:

Wow... You sad tosser... Haven't you got a life? You've been constructing that for hours haven't ya? Go out and actually get a fooking life.

 

hahahah innit!

 

Goot post kev. U can have a pint off me tonight..out of pitty.

nice one, but dod you have troublr finding mine what with all the name changes? You´re better than that Creamy, put some effort in!

 

congrats to TomD, I would like to second how appropriate this award is, and more importantly how well deserved, well done.