In the middle of a gynaecologists conference, an English and a

French gynaecologist are discussing various interesting cases they have

recently treated.

French gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was zis woman ooh

came to see me, and 'er cleetoris .......et was like a melon".

English gynaecologist : "Don't be absurd my good man, it could

not possibly have been that big, the poor wooman wouldn't have been

able to walk if it was".

French gynaecologist : "O la la, you eengleesh, zer you go

again, always  talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze taste.

 

 

A bloke was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in

the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied

an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white

plaits and a wrinkled face.

 

"Who's he?" said the bloke.

"That's the Memory Man." said the bartender. "He knows everything. He can

remember any fact. Go and try him out."

 

So the bloke goes over thinking "He won't know about English football."

"Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?' he asks.

"Liverpool" replies the Memory Man.

"Who did they beat?" "Leeds" was the reply.

"And the score?" "2-1"

"Who scored the winning goal?"

"Ian St. John" was the old man's reply.

The bloke was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the

Memory Man

 

A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive

Memory Man.

Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old

Indian.

 

The bloke decided to greet the old indian in his native tongue by putting

up

his hand and saying "How"

The Memory man replied, "Diving header in the six yard box"

 

 

that last 1 bout indian woz ace

An oldie but a classic!

agreed!

Good Jokes james!

Shouldnt you change the title to, 'A couple of Jokes'?

as you blatantly put two in instead of one!

 

Do i get a tenner for spotting the deliberate mistake?

Bukey - I never read these jokes - I just cut and paste from a reliably funny email source! His subject was something stupid so I changed it to 'a joke' - I had no idea it was 2 lol

 

changed title

James said:

Bukey - I never read these jokes - I just cut and paste from a reliably funny email source! His subject was something stupid so I changed it to 'a joke' - I had no idea it was 2 lol

 

changed title

 

Do i get a tenner this time then games?

eek - i meant Bushy ! Bushy/Bukey - all the same to me lol

I have dark hair and i'm straight!

 

Bukey is bald and Gay!

sorry - i thought you were bald lol

I was when you sucked me off! oops!