Now I reckon this chap is possibly the best Simpsons character...

 

Enigmatic, ruthless, cunning and old (very old)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Mr C. Montgomery Burns:

Yup have to agree with you there!Burns is my fav too!!

It has to be Homer, he just cracks me up something chronic!!

 

 

Homer Quotes:

What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!

 

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

 

Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

 

Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

 

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

 

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

 

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers...

 

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

Nah, Its got to be Homer or Willie. I think Homer beats him to it tho.

Homer really is my dad

Agree with the Homer crowd, I'm afraid!!!!

 

Homer has to be one of the best characters of any programme, not just the Simpsons....

I sometimes wonder if anyone on this planet watches the same episodes that I do

 

 

Bart Simpson is misunderstood. Wrongly pegged as an underachiever and troublemaker, Bart would like to remind the world of some of his decent qualities: He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits like Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum; he's injected romance into the life of his teacher, Edna Krabappel; and he brought down an illegal French winery during his brief semester abroad. So what if he's also befouled the Springfield Community Church with phony hymns or prank-called Moe's Tavern several times a day for the last few years? It all balances out, right? At age 10, Bart has managed to live out a number of dreams: He has starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, Krusty the Clown), spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town, and almost snagged the role of Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend, Santa's Little Helper.

 

Don't you mean Santos L Helper?

 

Burns is 'Excellent'

 

But the best is comic store guy. "Now toodle-oo".

some more great homer quotes

 

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

 

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

 

Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free..

 

Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!

 

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

 

 

You see this is why homer is the best. He so crazy!!

 

Still prefer Monty.

 

Maybe its because I model myself on Mr B.....

 

Excellent....

 

 

Homer is the best

Homer is comedic by accident and stupidity

 

Bart is funny by design

 

And have you seen how he handles a skateboard?

 

I want to be Bart Simpson when I grow up

homer is best with bart a close second! saw a piss funny one last nite king size homer where he puts on 60lbs in order to get off work on the sick!!

hi diddly ho!!!!!

got to be ned flanders

Flanders! Flanders!

 

He is cack......even Hans Moleman is better than Flanders...