IS [censored] SMOKING IN THE BACK GARDEN AND IT'S DRIFTING THROUGH MY [censored] DOOR AND I'M GETTING [censored] NOSEFULS OF [censored] FAG SMOKE

Next time we meet, Phil, im guna blow smoke in your face.

 

Moi 2.

Phil, I sympathise. I don't let anyone smoke in my flat. I even bollock my girlfriend if any of her fag smoke drifts in from outside!

 

Once I bollocked a builder for smoking in my flat. He was half-way through replacing one of the windows in the bedroom, so there was basically a big hole in the wall. Anyway, cheeky bastard sparks up. I smelt it from the next room, despite the ventilation, so I went round and told him to get rid of it - "Oy, I don't even let my girlfriend smoke in here, let alone you, you fat cheeky bastard".

 

Okay, I might not have called him fat.

Or a bastard.

actually wouldn';t midn it soo much if this housemate wasn't a complete self loving tosser who loves himself and his opinions, yells at the football and thinks clubbers are wierd music twats.

 

but he's a nob who i don't like speaking to. and he;'s got a *cleanliness fetish*. really.

L/E's: Do u have a life?

 

Phil, wasnt u smoking dope/weed @ Jays?

liquideyes said:

Phil, I sympathise. I don't let anyone smoke in my flat. I even bollock my girlfriend if any of her fag smoke drifts in from outside!

 

Once I bollocked a builder for smoking in my flat. He was half-way through replacing one of the windows in the bedroom, so there was basically a big hole in the wall. Anyway, cheeky bastard sparks up. I smelt it from the next room, despite the ventilation, so I went round and told him to get rid of it - "Oy, I don't even let my girlfriend smoke in here, let alone you, you fat cheeky bastard".

 

Okay, I might not have called him fat.

Or a bastard.

 

So you just called him cheeky? You're lucky he never made you his girlfriend....

OMFG!!!!!!!!

 

LEGENDARY SPEECH!

Moo - i think i hd 2 tokes on it

Then u was stoned?

 

i wasnt stoned

Phil_raa said:

IS [censored] SMOKING IN THE BACK GARDEN AND IT'S DRIFTING THROUGH MY [censored] DOOR AND I'M GETTING [censored] NOSEFULS OF [censored] FAG SMOKE

 

Smokers are cunts, they have no respect for the non smokers and thats just [censored] wrong.