She always sends me the best emails in work to entertain my shift.

 

YOU REALISE YOU ARE LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY WHEN:

 

1. YOU E-MAIL YR SERVANT (MUM) TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

 

2. AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT

 

3. YOU EMAIL HER FROM YOUR BEDROOM TO MAKE YOU A CUP OF TEA

 

4. AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT

 

5. YOU ASK HER TO PICK YOU UP FROM WORK WHICH TAKES YOU 5 MINS TO WALK AND TAKES HER 15MINS TO GET THERE AND BACK

 

6 AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT

 

AND LASTLY YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK HER.......HEY MUM DO I TAKE SUGAR IN MY TEA

 

I love you mama!

 

 

 

bless

i love ure mama to she sounds gr8

Clubbing_Si said:

i love ure mama to she sounds gr8

 

She is.

 

Il tell her you want a date with her.

 

will she adopt me mawia????????

NO.

 

i'll stay a fooking orphan then!!!!!!!

 

Oh well, my work here is done.

 

She must be waitin goutside for me.

 

haha

My mummie is like that 2, aint mummies gr8

miss_diddy said:

i'll stay a fooking orphan then!!!!!!!

 

awww come and stay with me honey i will look after you good