maria the (housework dodger)

Posted July 11, 200321 yr

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this is my message to Maria the famous housework dodger

get off that bloody computer and get your ass downstairs.

the phrase "er in doors" takes on a new meaning in this house its "er upstairs"

Suddenly Leicester sounds soooooo good

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haha thanks for putting that up, mother.

But im sorry, I don't DO cleaning!

Your more woman than I am.

MAKE THE FOOKING TEA BITCH, IM THIRSTY

ps - ul miss me when im gone.

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you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

Techno, Techno, Techno

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Aye, one sugar for me please.

2 stirs to the left and one to the right.

Cheers binto.

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

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MariasMum said:

at times like this i wish i was childless

Yeh right.

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Get an avatar.

I hope u look as good as u sound

Edited July 11, 200321 yr by Mr_Moo

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Drew, your asking for a slap.

Carry on.

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Mr_Moo said:
Get an avatar.

I hope u look as good as u sound

I do I do I dooooooooooooooo

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MariasMum said:

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

oops sorry mawia put me up to it mum!!!

Techno, Techno, Techno

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MariasMum said:

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

Its not too late to have an abortion.

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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Capn_Jack said:

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MariasMum said:

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

Its not too late to have an abortion.

shut that fat fooking hole in your head jack!!!

Techno, Techno, Techno

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Capn_Jack said:

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MariasMum said:

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

Its not too late to have an abortion.

rofl

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miss_diddy said:

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

Its not too late to have an abortion.

shut that fat fooking hole in your face jack!!!

U erd.

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miss_diddy said:

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MariasMum said:

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miss_diddy said:
you can make me one whilst ya there adoptive mother!!! !

hmmmm i thought you were going to be a better daugher than her

at times like this i wish i was childless

Its not too late to have an abortion.

shut that fat fooking hole in your head jack!!!

oh nice to see you pick up the irish language so well daughter

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