Go on.

 

Let the banter flow.

 

Gime something to laugh at.

imagine we're at the bar and im pulling on your cock and you order your drink from the bar man and he looks down and smiles at u.

 

one I got from my gay mates its funny

ur a fuking nutter. would love too take u out for dinner tho xxx

mine was sumthin about how much of a good m8 i was and how much she loved me. fukin phones nicked now tho so i cant read that when ever i'm down

Mr_Happy said:

mine was sumthin about how much of a good m8 i was and how much she loved me. fukin phones nicked now tho so i cant read that when ever i'm down

awww thats awful

Not got one that i have saved for ages really!

As i got a new phone so none really been saved!

" When ever you think of me, i will always be in your'e heart, I will always be in your mind, and with the charm u have u will always rember me"

AngelJodie said:

" When ever you think of me, i will always be in your'e heart, I will always be in your mind, and with the charm u have u will always rember me"

 

You're.

thats' how the text is was from my ex in Israel he, isn't very good at english

"i love you babe! been thinkin bout u all nite! cant wait 2c u+also 2speak 2u when i get in!

 

"zippy and bungle went to tha jungle avin some fun, zippy got silly and popped out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum" (18-Mar-2003 11:05:34)

 

and that other pic message so i cant put it on here

Singa songa syphilis,

Fanny fulla crabs

4+20 blackheads

twice as many scabs

when they all pop open

crabs begin 2 sing

wasn't that a MANKY minge 2 put ur penis in

 

 

 

Its not been there that long, but i've no credit and thought it would be nice to pass on

Bushy said:

Not got one that i have saved for ages really!

As i got a new phone so none really been saved!

 

except for text a tune mate!!

I MISS U. WATS WEVA LIKE UP THERE? I GOT BLUE SKY HERE. JUST SAT OUT SIDE STARBUX ON OXFORD STREET. WISH U WERE HERE

fancy a tit wank?

u promised you wouldnt post that