I once taught my wee cousins how to speak alien

Flashed my boobs and got on the bus for free

was it a white bus?

Public Transport? Not in the South of England, don't cha know?

Nah it was a tourists bus. A red one.

I'm too posh to use public transport. Buses, piffle.

I knew this would turn into a "im too good for public neeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeee" post. [censored] OFF CUNTS!

Buses? Stops? There are no such things in this strife-ridden country. We once had the finest transport system in the world, until those fool americans started killing and raping our camels.

Comical_Ali said:

Buses? Stops? There are no such things in this strife-ridden country. We once had the finest transport system in the world, until those fool americans started killing and raping our camels.

 

I hear the Mule transport system is thriving now, much to the pleasure of the mule packing trade and not to mention the mule drivers.

Captain_Cunted said:

I knew this would turn into a "im too good for public neeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeee" post. [censored] OFF CUNTS!

 

But I am though haha.

 

For the records Iv never flashed my boobs on a bus stop !

 

Buses are for lazy bastards.

 

Its all about walking (out the front door and in the taxi).

 

haha

do they have taxis in wales?

Yes.

 

And twats like you.

Captain_Cunted said:

do they have taxis in wales?

 

Don't be daft, they can't fit cars in Whales!

serious? u mean there as good lookin as me too? ur lying I know you are

Mules are doing well, praise Allah. The American soldiers keep flashing them covertous looks, but currently there have been no reports of any inproper advances. Obviously the American scum realise that fine, strong Iraqi mules are too good for them.