..as I was eating my banana..."You ate that banana in a very erotic way, Maria.".

 

Erm...I eat bananas in the nomal possible way.

 

I told him il dress up as a chimp next time.

 

I was highly embrassed and will never eat a banana in work again

 

I would be more worried if your mum had said that.

hmm.. sounds like me in 20 years!! dirty pervert perving at the younger bitchs!!

what u just did for him is probly the most he's had in a few.

You shouldve started simulating oral sex on the banana, he probably had a heart attack

I feel quite sick. know he was only joking and having a laff...but..well, ya know.

 

 

ask him if shuvin it in ya twat flaps or in ya chocolate starfish would be even more erotic?

Scream said:

ask him if shuvin it in ya twat flaps or in ya chocolate starfish would be even more erotic?

haha!! like it!!

Scream said:

ask him if shuvin it in ya twat flaps or in ya chocolate starfish would be even more erotic?

 

No.

 

 

Maria said:

Scream said:

ask him if shuvin it in ya twat flaps or in ya chocolate starfish would be even more erotic?

 

No.

 

you sure? it might float his boat!

Scream said:

Maria said:

Scream said:

ask him if shuvin it in ya twat flaps or in ya chocolate starfish would be even more erotic?

 

No.

 

you sure? it might float his boat!

 

Surely water tight construction is the thing that keeps a boat afloat.

Capn_Jack said:

Scream said:

Maria said:

Scream said:

ask him if shuvin it in ya twat flaps or in ya chocolate starfish would be even more erotic?

 

No.

 

you sure? it might float his boat!

 

Surely water tight construction is the thing that keeps a boat afloat.

 

YKTS