A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

 

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your girlfriend running late?"

 

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."

 

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

 

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

 

"What's it telling you now?"

 

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

 

The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

 

The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"

 

quality joke will u be my mum?

jon_m said:

quality joke will u be my mum?

 

hmmmmmm let me think

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO

nice 1 marias mum he will only try it on wiv u like he wants 2 with my mum!!!

tidy_tart said:

nice 1 marias mum he will only try it on wiv u like he wants 2 with my mum!!!

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