workin' and sweatin' like a bitch y'day.. fooook me ! it were well hot... boikin outside again 2day... might go and burn meself fer a few hours i fink !

Ive got a white skin T shirt. Av it! Looks really [censored]!

Nope, im nice n'brown today.

 

Its all about locking the doors and wearing nothing.

I been on the beach every day this week.

STeph came on Sat and we went straight to the Willow Festival and found the beer tent.

 

I took my top off and had it all off all day, we left festival to go home and tidy up etc but we kinda hit a few of the pubs in town with beer gardens. FOrgot how sunny it was cos was "rather" pissed. And OUCH OUCH....

 

Did the same yesterday (yes, i know im a twat u lot)

 

And even more ouch.

 

 

Im also doin the same today btu in the garden.

R u all red, Moo?

Y i am SG.

hahaha unlucky im brown

Well.

 

You get sun, and go red. Then it turns brown.

 

Sooooo in a few days.....

and you peel, and then you patch, and then you look like a patchy twat

 

I stay brown forever and I dont peel

 

Well, if im careful.... and i dont let people touch my sunburn

 

 

IE. STEPH IS DOING NOW!!!!

 

Then it'll be ok!

I've go a crispy nose

 

The rest of me's ok though cos I kept moving my bikini straps around

Mr_Moo said:

Well, if im careful.... and i dont let people touch my sunburn

 

BURN IN HELL

 

 

IE. STEPH IS DOING NOW!!!!

 

Next thing, she will be touching your mincer.

 

Then it'll be ok!

 

Aaaah.

Creamy is the only Mincer....

 

He minces around clubs in a way that no1 else can

Mr_Moo said:

 

 

He minces around clubs in a way that no1 else can

 

HA!

 

[censored] to true is that.