Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

 

I nheed a fhucking dhictionary? ew stiwpid fhuckin chunt!

 

Ay ew are talkhin shite about mhy fhather right, e nevha whorked in teschos!

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

 

I nheed a fhucking dhictionary? ew stiwpid fhuckin chunt!

 

Ay ew are talkhin shite about mhy fhather right, e nevha whorked in teschos!

 

 

Don;lt call me a fhcuking chunt!

 

And for ew information, I was the wheelie bin attendant!

 

Dirty bhastards.

 

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

 

I nheed a fhucking dhictionary? ew stiwpid fhuckin chunt!

 

Ay ew are talkhin shite about mhy fhather right, e nevha whorked in teschos!

 

 

Don;lt call me a fhcuking chunt!

 

And for ew information, I was the wheelie bin attendant!

 

Dirty bhastards.

 

Whatevher ew stiwp[id bitch!

anywhay i'm off to whatch a fhilm nhow!

 

Swheet Drheams!

 

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

 

I nheed a fhucking dhictionary? ew stiwpid fhuckin chunt!

 

Ay ew are talkhin shite about mhy fhather right, e nevha whorked in teschos!

 

 

Don;lt call me a fhcuking chunt!

 

And for ew information, I was the wheelie bin attendant!

 

Dirty bhastards.

 

Whatevher ew stiwp[id bitch!

anywhay i'm off to whatch a fhilm nhow!

 

Swheet Drheams!

 

GTE YER ARSE TO GLOBAL

 

 

WHANKER

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

 

I nheed a fhucking dhictionary? ew stiwpid fhuckin chunt!

 

Ay ew are talkhin shite about mhy fhather right, e nevha whorked in teschos!

 

 

Don;lt call me a fhcuking chunt!

 

And for ew information, I was the wheelie bin attendant!

 

Dirty bhastards.

 

Whatevher ew stiwp[id bitch!

anywhay i'm off to whatch a fhilm nhow!

 

Swheet Drheams!

 

GTE YER ARSE TO GLOBAL

 

 

WHANKER

 

SSssssssssssssslllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggg

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

 

I know yor fhuckin prices dont ay, cos i'm yor fhuckin pimp innit, ew stupid ho, now go and wash the dishes or i'll susphend yor cut from all the whork yor dwin!

 

I wouldnt fhucking demand any fhcuking order you ghive me pal!

 

The only ppl I wash fhcuking dishes for, is my fhcukin self!

 

And if ew got a problem wivat, ew can go and take a run an jump off the mumble fhuckin pier!

 

Ave fhucking maria!

 

 

The fhuckin mumble phier!!!

 

Fhuck that tiny joke of a phier!

Ew wanna get on the prestatyn phier, now ew are thalkin abhout fhuckin phiers!!!

 

that fhuckin mhumble phier is a fhuckin joke jhust like everyone in swhansea!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

 

Ew cheeky liitle bhastard, who the [censored] do ew fink ew are, like?

 

That mhumbles fhuckin phier was fhucking put there for ppl like your shad fhcukin selves to jump off and hit rhock fuuuuhuuuckin botoom mush!

 

Dun'ew gime that crap abowt ppl in swhansea being a fuhucking joke, ppl like yew were born a fhucking joke!

 

You chheeky bastard!

 

Presthatyn my fhucking welsh arse!

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

(I am in total stitches with laffter with this thread being so FUUUHUUUNY)

 

But for the record

 

Bushy said:

 

Hahahahaha ew think i would kill myshelf in swhan-fhuckin-sea? actuhally i whould as the place is so fhuckin deprhessin i whould have to khill mhyself!

 

Fhull of lhosers too!

 

Ew cheeky bastard, ew wouldnt know a fhucking good plave to lahive, if it smacked ew in the fahace with a large trout!

 

Ew calling me a lhooser?

 

Get with the tahimes, swan fhucking sea will always be fhucking better than that fhucking [censored] place ew liv in mush.

 

Its full of [censored] smack eds.

 

Noww do some landscapeing!

 

At lheast im nhot a smhack hed like ew ew fhuckin dhouble dhealin tahrt!

 

Ew muva is cheaper then me mush !

 

Ihs that the bhest ew chan dho ew lhittle slhapper!?

 

why dhont ew grhow uhp and go and fhind some nhew vochabularhy?!

 

 

When ew fhinds a fhucking dicktshunary maybe hi fhucking wahill you cheeku no good excewsw for a fhucking human fhuckign behing!

 

Do ew know ew fhucking father right, he fhucking done ew mother behind fhcuking teschos car park?!

 

She ghives the whelsh a bhad fhuckin name mun!!

 

I nheed a fhucking dhictionary? ew stiwpid fhuckin chunt!

 

Ay ew are talkhin shite about mhy fhather right, e nevha whorked in teschos!

 

 

Don;lt call me a fhcuking chunt!

 

And for ew information, I was the wheelie bin attendant!

 

Dirty bhastards.

 

Whatevher ew stiwp[id bitch!

anywhay i'm off to whatch a fhilm nhow!

 

Swheet Drheams!

 

GTE YER ARSE TO GLOBAL

 

 

WHANKER

 

SSssssssssssssslllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggg

hARIGHT MHUSH!

 

Hows thingss?

 

The weheather is fhcuking luhush today butt!

 

What ew up too anwaywayz?

Just got in from work, after a horribly hot day!

Also putting a stop to this ridiculous fuckin quoting lark!

 

 

Hows your day hun anyway?

 

My day has bee ok mush !

 

Lost my [censored] voice tho init !

 

Did ew have a good weekend ?

 

Maria said:

My day has bee ok mush !

 

Lost my [censored] voice tho init !

 

Did ew have a good weekend ?

 

 

ew lost your fhuckin voice av ew?

 

I went to crasher at the nec on the wheekend, got fhucked innit!

 

What ew been up to for losin your vhoice like?

Bushy said:

 

What ew been up to for losin your vhoice like?

 

I fhucking chocked on shumones cock when I fel into this fhucking ewge hole on the dhance floor !

 

It was fhucking wikid i tell ew !

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

What ew been up to for losin your vhoice like?

 

I fhucking chocked on shumones cock when I fel into this fhucking ewge hole on the dhance floor !

 

It was fhucking wikid i tell ew !

 

Fhuckhin hell, were dhid that appen then?

 

i urd ew ghot mharried on the dhancefloor, bhut i didnt know about that butt!

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

What ew been up to for losin your vhoice like?

 

I fhucking chocked on shumones cock when I fel into this fhucking ewge hole on the dhance floor !

 

It was fhucking wikid i tell ew !

 

Fhuckhin hell, were dhid that appen then?

 

i urd ew ghot mharried on the dhancefloor, bhut i didnt know about that butt!

 

Oh man ew shouldha been there !

 

Judge Jules married us din'e !

 

I wanted ew to be my best man aswell - but ew wasn't there butt!

Maria said:

Bushy said:

Maria said:

Bushy said:

 

What ew been up to for losin your vhoice like?

 

I fhucking chocked on shumones cock when I fel into this fhucking ewge hole on the dhance floor !

 

It was fhucking wikid i tell ew !

 

Fhuckhin hell, were dhid that appen then?

 

i urd ew ghot mharried on the dhancefloor, bhut i didnt know about that butt!

 

Oh man ew shouldha been there !

 

Judge Jules married us din'e !

 

I wanted ew to be my best man aswell - but ew wasn't there butt!

 

i am fhuckin ghutted, i had a bhest mun speech and evherything like!