A Few Jokes

Posted July 17, 200321 yr

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Q - Whats the difference between Oral & Anal?

A - Oral make your day, Anal makes your Hole weak!!

Q - What speed does sex travel at?

A - 68, cos at 69 you gott turn round!

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