A young boy is...

Posted July 18, 200321 yr

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...Standing at the edge of a cliff crying.

Suddenly a man comes over and asks the boy 'what is wrong?'

The boy still crying says 'my whole family have just drove over the edge of the cliff'

*Unzipping his fly* The man says...'It's not your lucky day is it'

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