I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom.

 

When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak.

 

What should I do?

Anonymous said:

I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom.

 

When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak.

 

What should I do?

 

dont discuss them type off things

 

the sad thing is that although this is a piss take and a funny one too, it could actually be some memebers of this board

Jay, dont reply to ur own posts.

Anonymous said:

I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom.

 

When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak.

 

What should I do?

 

This could be 1 of 20 members.

Anonymous said:

all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom.

 

sounds the best part of a good deal to me...

anyway... who's the 20 choices then people?

CreamyC said:

Anonymous said:

I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom.

 

When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak.

 

What should I do?

 

This could be 1 of 20 members.

 

*busted*

get a new girlfriend?

 

a heated discussion about the nature of 'objective reality' makes for an earthshaking simultaneous orgasm. either that or learn to just stick your thumb up her ass at the right moment.

 

alasdair

alasdairm said:

just stick your thumb up her ass at the right moment.

 

alasdair

 

 

PMSL @ Alasdair!

alasdairm said:

a heated discussion about the nature of 'objective reality' makes for an earthshaking simultaneous orgasm.

Agreed. But it's a total turn-off if your bitch doesn't know her onions. Every time my ex-partner misquoted Einstein, I lost my my erection. Had to dump her in the end.

This was not me. For [censored] sake.

Of course it wasn't! You would never misquote Einstein, hun.

[censored] it, wrong reply to wrong post.