A huge Asteroid is hurtling towards Earth, you have approx 1 hour before total destruction!!

 

Which 1 person would you like to have your last shag with?

Mister Neet

TONY.P!!!!!!!!!!

well in 1 hr I could have 60 different women but including travel to each one lets call it 30. Then I would just walk the streets of London and hump every bird I saw until that big fucker flattened us all.

my girlfriend

 

alasdair

Diablo said:

A huge Asteroid is hurtling towards Earth, you have approx 1 hour before total destruction!!

 

Which 1 person would you like to have your last shag with?

 

An hour... That'd be half a shag then...

 

Hmmmmm... Depends on who was around at the time and if I wasn't washing my hair...

 

I really don't know if I'm honest... I suppose if there was only an hour to go, and you wer as horny as [censored] and just needed to shag, you'd go for availability around you at the time...

Crill said:

well in 1 hr I could have 60 different women but including travel to each one lets call it 30. Then I would just walk the streets of London and hump every bird I saw until that big fucker flattened us all.

 

Paul what you on honey????

Viagra, want some?

yeh go on then!!!

[censored], they're not viagra, they're garys! will they do? (silly question.)

Anything chik... you know me!!!

Crill said:

[censored], they're not viagra, they're garys! will they do? (silly question.)

 

60 minutes later....

 

"I love y...."

 

Actually [censored] shagging a bird. I'd just get really high and go out with a bang.

Mrs. Bird in the PVC nurses outfit with champagne and whipped cream !

my lovely boyfriend cuz we've not slept 2geva yet... we're waiting 4 the right time and place!