Someone just texted me and said that they are going to pull my knackers off with a monkey wrench for cumming on their bird's tits...

 

 

Should I be worried?

 

 

The thing is,

 

I actually came up her arse after she sucked me off so it would be daft for him to immolate me for the wrong reason.

You DO look kinda scared, in your avatar.

I was at a wedding and the groom had just caught me with my head in the bride's lap (underneath her dress)

'Very niiiiiiice'.

Be afraid, if he's capable of doing that just because he thinks you came over her tits, imagine what he will do when he finds out you came up her batty hole

 

 

I think he should be glad.

 

She was a right minger and dirty at that...

 

oh dear, why did you do her then you twit?

 

and especially up the chocolate starfish. I hope she had a good purging first

my mate felched her first and then washed her out with evian

at least that made it a nice, soft entry then

if it had been you tea strainer I would have used Perrier...

at this thread

hey no laughing- it's not your knackers that are going to be buried alive