Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

 

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?

A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

Q: How do you fix a women's watch?

A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

 

Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?

A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

 

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling

at the front door, which do you let in first?

A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

 

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

 

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

A: Divorced.

 

LMAO. Classy yet funny!!

Hehehe not bad