Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, Resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and Proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then Pointed to a small land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth. There are lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in France.

 

(thats a bit long to read this time of morning though)

I thought this would make a fitting reply aswell...

 

Mr_Ginge said:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, Resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and Proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then Pointed to a small land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth. There are lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in France.

 

LMAO !!!

 

(I dindn't even read it :$ )

Then what you laughing at???

 

The bit about the french?

 

Mr_Ginge said:

I thought this would make a fitting reply aswell...

 

hahaha

Just making it look like your joke was good

I'm funnier in person.

Debatable.

Mr_Ginge said:

I'm funnier in person.

 

can tell that by your photo!

 

not really, your ok for a ginger!!!!

Maria said:

Debatable.

 

I made you laugh...or did you just do that to keep me quiet?

Mr_Ginge said:

 

 

I made you laugh...or did you just do that to keep me quiet?

 

Possibly

LMAO

 

heard it before, but with it being mancs, and the wankers next to them were the scousers!!!

Nice one Gingy.