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>>Blonde joke

>>

>>A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She

>>says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to

>>borrow £5,000.

>>

>>The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the

>>loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is

>>parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and

>>everything checks out.

>>

>>The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The

>>Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using

>>a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of

>>the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's

>>underground garage and parks it there.

>>

>>Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the

>>interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very >>happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out

>>very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we

>>checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles

>>us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

>>

>>The blonde replies...

>>

>>"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 >>and expect it to be there when I return?"

>>

>>A smart blonde joke at last.

>>

 

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A totally pointless effort Claire!

 

No blonde woman would ever be that clever!

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Excellent Claire, i like it grin.gif

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If shes a millionairess, why didnt she leave the car at home and just get a taxi from her house instead of paying for parking then getting a taxi from the bank?

 

Needless spending.

 

Sorry to be so picky.

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Mr_Ginge said:

If shes a millionairess, why didnt she leave the car at home and just get a taxi from her house instead of paying for parking then getting a taxi from the bank?

 

Needless spending.

 

Sorry to be so picky.

 

haha u think too much

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