As if I havent got enough holiday to take, my company just go and send this out !

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A key theme that came from all the leaders was recognition of how hard you are all working at present. The economic climate has meant that resources have been very tight and as a result every-one has had to work harder and longer to meet customer commitments. I think we all deserve some time off!

 

So, as tomorrow is predicted to be a record-breaking temperature, the leadership team thought it would be nice to give Associates some time-off to enjoy it. Therefore we have decided that tomorrow afternoon from 1pm will in effect be an extra half day holiday for all European Associate).

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I then sent out an email to my associates saying ...

 

anyone up for getting seriously B*LLOXED tomorrow afternoon ?

 

So expect to see me in a right mess at the london drinks tomorrow night !

You lucky cunt.

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A key theme that came from all the team leaders was recognition of how hard you are all working at present. The economic climate has meant that resources have been very tight and as a result every-one has had to work harder and longer to meet customer commitments, except the managment. I think some of you deserve permanent time off!

 

So, as tomorrow is predicted to be a Weekend, the leadership team thought it would be nice to give select Associates some permanent time-off to enjoy it and then no need to return to work anymore! Therefore we have decided that tomorrow and the following weeks will in effect be your unemployment or "holiday" for all who have drawn the short straw.

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My letter looked a little like this. I've since enjoyed most of the hot days we've had, thanks to my old job.

How lucky are u

Pepsi said:

How lucky are u

 

Says the Lady of Leisure.

l've been given the whole day off tomorrow.

 

l only had two patients to see, the nurse i'm working with said its not worth travelling to work for an hour so she'll visit them for me

I have a whole week off as from tomorrow

only got 4 hours work to do on friday evening

should be outside makin the most of the sun but still sunburnt from sunday!

Maria said:

I have a whole week off as from tomorrow

 

Off here or off work ?

Both.

Bugger.

Y ?

I dont know really.

Oh right.

 

Well im going to Barbados for a week

Maria said:

Oh right.

 

Well im going to Barbados for a week

 

Of course you are.