just been into leicester town!!!!!! big mistake!

 

i sat on the bus for half hour in this heat next to an old, smelly, coughing man that kept chuntering on about "the youth of today" and "drugs are to blame for everything"

 

thought i might have a change of looks this weekend (no cyber) so spent 75 quid on a skirt & top, then realised i had to accsesorise........ bag,belt,sunglasses,earings,armcuffs,necklace & the alltime must have wonderbra (not that i need it, just looks better under a see through top)

 

realised i had spent 130 quid on 1 outfit

 

(all food parcels gratefully recieved cus my kids aint gonna get fed for a week)

 

all this for one date on sat, dont know why im bothering cus he wont notice, hel be wasted after half hour

 

iv put this out of character spending down to the head effecting my brain! (can i sue the sun?)

 

please let it rain before i end up bankcrupt!!!! alternatively everyone keep talking to me so i cant move away from here to spend spend spend

 

knew i shouldnt have left the house this morning!!!!

 

The sun makes me want to get naked.

Maria said:

The sun makes me want to get naked.

 

me too but its no fun on your own

Yeh it is

Maria said:

The sun makes me want to get naked.

 

Be carful not to burn your white bits. Theres some places you really don't want blisters

The sun does no such thing.

bungle said:

Maria said:

The sun makes me want to get naked.

 

Be carful not to burn your white bits. Theres some places you really don't want blisters

 

Thanks for the advice !

 

Il wear protection just incase

Maria said:

bungle said:

Maria said:

The sun makes me want to get naked.

 

Be carful not to burn your white bits. Theres some places you really don't want blisters

 

Thanks for the advice !

 

Il wear protection just incase

 

milk bottle tops over your nipps!!!

CreamyC said:

The sun does no such thing.

 

True...the only thing that makes you spend money is YOU.

 

I seem to spend less when the suns out coz I cant stand being out in it. I burn too easily.

 

Maria said:

bungle said:

Maria said:

The sun makes me want to get naked.

 

Be carful not to burn your white bits. Theres some places you really don't want blisters

 

Thanks for the advice !

 

Il wear protection just incase

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PROTECTION... u gonna slip into a giant condomthen?

The Sun is far too smutty.

CreamyC said:

The Sun is far too smutty.

 

the daily sport is worse!!

luu_luu said:

CreamyC said:

The Sun is far too smutty.

 

the daily sport is worse!!

 

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is there any sport in that paper???

 

its all tits, arses, fuckfaces, blonde hair and "call me luu-luu, for a great blow, i'll make you come in 30 seconds" hotlines!!!!!!

 

should be on the top shelf with the rest of the wank mags