Zen_Master said:

Do a repeat of Smell's b'day do- pile ons every hour, on the hour!

 

Jesus what a blag that was, i could hear them coming up the stairs like "sssssshhhhh, lets jump on him" whilst drunkly banging into things, James Bond Stealth it was not.

Stick random objects on him with superglue.

Do nothing.... that would *really* [censored] his head up!!

that would really [censored] with his head!!!!

 

 

And andy we were subtle!!

gilly said:

that would really [censored] with his head!!!!

 

 

gilly said:

 

 

 

And andy we were subtle!!

 

Yeah u were, as subtle as a big bear wrapped in bags of crisps with a ghettoblaster on really loud.

but u loved the attention!

gilly said:

but u loved the attention!

 

it turned him on i bet

Claire DC said:

gilly said:

but u loved the attention!

 

it turned him on i bet

 

I did feel certain 'trouser movements' but could have possibly been the re-occuring dreams of my mother in a bath of beans.

ANDY_WHITBY said:

Claire DC said:

gilly said:

but u loved the attention!

 

it turned him on i bet

 

I did feel certain 'trouser movements' but could have possibly been the re-occuring dreams of my mother in a bath of beans.

 

LMAO u fuckin LEGEND!!

 

U never fail to make me laugh with the things u come out with

U should have seen the state of the bed sheets afterwards- poor Mel was not best pleased.

 

Therefore i respectfully request that mr Whitby keeps his trouser movements to a minimum whilst partaking of our home and hospitality

Zen_Master said:

U should have seen the state of the bed sheets afterwards- poor Mel was not best pleased.

 

Therefore i respectfully request that mr Whitby keeps his trouser movements to a minimum whilst partaking of our home and hospitality

 

 

hahahaha consider urself told Whitby

Put some nail varnish on his nails.

 

Failing that, put some eyeshadow on his eyelids. Bright pink if poss !

 

 

I know, i will try and do them all in one night so he will be lying there with Pink eye lashes in the process of being burnt, with [censored] on his face, writting all over his face and his hand in a bowl of warm water as he pisses the bed!!!!! nice

gilly said:

I know, i will try and do them all in one night so he will be lying there with Pink eye lashes in the process of being burnt, with [censored] on his face, writting all over his face and his hand in a bowl of warm water as he pisses the bed!!!!! nice

 

LMAO u forgot "doing [censored] all to him"