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Did u ever have idiot mittens? those ones where they're fastened to string going through your coat so you don't lose them? lol

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    Saw "pirates of the caribbean" at the pictures last night

     

    Main character is called "captain jack sparrow"

     

    Am gonna call u sparrow from now on laugh.gif

     

     

    P.S. who's moved all the [censored] smilies round? eviltongue.gif

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    ayyyyy......bugger off...my kids still have them!!! laugh.gif

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    Maria said:

    Wow - I remember my mum used to make me wear those during winter when i was a kiD !

     

    Didnt make me laff tho undecided.gif

     

    WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BOY ! mad.gif

     

    Still hungover!! Far too many whitewine spritzers last night!! Can't string a sentance together, let alone anything funny *sniff* Will redouble my efforts tommorow!

     

    In the mean time, look at my avatar, that should make you chuckle!!

     

    *shuffles off to lie down*

    I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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    Cherry said:

    Saw "pirates of the caribbean" at the pictures last night

     

    Main character is called "captain jack sparrow"

     

    Am gonna call u sparrow from now on laugh.gif

     

     

    P.S. who's moved all the [censored] smilies round? eviltongue.gif

     

    LOL! Sparrow boy.

    I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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    Capn_Jack said:

    In an effort to amuse...

     

    Heres a cut'n'paste joke...

     

    Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

     

    A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

     

    That's crap

     

    Q. How can you tell a bloke's been in your kitchen?

     

    A. There's a hole in the cherry pie.

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    Cherry said:

    Capn_Jack said:

    In an effort to amuse...

     

    Heres a cut'n'paste joke...

     

    Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

     

    A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

     

    That's crap

     

    Q. How can you tell a bloke's been in your kitchen?

     

    A. There's a hole in the cherry pie.

     

    Its one of those jokes thats sooo bad its funny!! I think! Ugh my brains not working anymore. lol.

    I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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    How was the barby anyway, Sparra? Did your mate have a good birthday?

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    Certainly was good!! Had loads of fun, well until my mate and his missus argued at the end of the night, so I decided to go home instead of stay. Took 1hr45mins to stroll home, work off all the beer and burgers. lol.

    I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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