i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it...

 

and now im like god i need a hard [censored]

 

its driving me maaaaaaad.

 

Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

Get yourself a marrow and get it up ya !

 

Or ask Tom for a lend of his leek

will a cucumber do??

 

lol...leek a'la tom

 

 

mistress_hoover said:

will a cucumber do??

 

lol...leek a'la tom

 

 

If you wanna go FULL HARD vegetable...choose CELERY. Its ribbed and you can just insert and twist.

mmmmmmm sounds good to me

 

oh celery...[censored] me harder

If you're really up for it - try a Pineapple!

lol!!

 

i think youve taken that too far

mistress_hoover said:

i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it...

 

and now im like god i need a hard [censored]

 

its driving me maaaaaaad.

 

Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

 

i can lend you a hand or two if you want plus i have some dirty music to [censored] too

DannieKavanagh said:

If you're really up for it - try a Pineapple!

 

ooh lots of prickles!!

Lee_Harris said:

mistress_hoover said:

i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it...

 

and now im like god i need a hard [censored]

 

its driving me maaaaaaad.

 

Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

 

i can lend you a hand or two if you want plus i have some dirty music to [censored] too

 

what a rude boy

 

rude music..do you have any vanilla ice?? lol

 

a hand or two...whats wrong with a cock??

 

and miss diddy - it would bring a whole new meaning to 'ive just slept with a prick'

mistress_hoover said:

Lee_Harris said:

mistress_hoover said:

i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it...

 

and now im like god i need a hard [censored]

 

its driving me maaaaaaad.

 

Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

 

i can lend you a hand or two if you want plus i have some dirty music to [censored] too

 

what a rude boy

 

rude music..do you have any vanilla ice?? lol

 

a hand or two...whats wrong with a cock??

 

and miss diddy - it would bring a whole new meaning to 'ive just slept with a prick'

 

i aim to please in more ways than one

 

if its a cock you want then its a cock you'll get ha ha

 

how about some real dirty paul glazby style music will that do

 

 

Lee_Harris said:

mistress_hoover said:

Lee_Harris said:

mistress_hoover said:

i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it...

 

and now im like god i need a hard [censored]

 

its driving me maaaaaaad.

 

Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

 

i can lend you a hand or two if you want plus i have some dirty music to [censored] too

 

what a rude boy

 

rude music..do you have any vanilla ice?? lol

 

a hand or two...whats wrong with a cock??

 

and miss diddy - it would bring a whole new meaning to 'ive just slept with a prick'

 

i aim to please in more ways than one

 

if its a cock you want then its a cock you'll get ha ha

 

how about some real dirty paul glazby style music will that do

 

 

you know me too well!! Anything glazby *jilly gets wet*

 

xxx

 

 

he he good cause this is fooking hard and we have to go with the flow of the music !

Lee_Harris said:

he he good cause this is fooking hard and we have to go with the flow of the music !

 

Exactly what is hard??? The music or.....

Lee_Harris said:

he he good cause this is fooking hard and we have to go with the flow of the music !

 

bring it on

 

can you [censored] to acclerate??