A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in West Ham, and trying to

> make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's

> a Hammers fan.

>

> She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Hammers fans.

> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The

> teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:

> "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

> Because I'm not a West Ham fan," she replied.

>

> The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a West Ham, then

> who do you support?"

> "I'm an Arsenal fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

>

> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you anArsenal fan?"

> "Because my mum and dad are from Highbury and my mum is an Arsenal fan and

> my dad is a Arsenal fan, so I'm a Arsenal fan too!"

>

> "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason

> for you to be a Arsenal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents

> all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug

> addict and a car thief, whatwould you be then?"

>

> Mary said, "I'd be a Leeds fan."

>

 

 

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