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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.

 

He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate

school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home.

 

Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

 

Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees

the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely

intones:

 

"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down".

 

Errrr......right then............I'll get my coat shall I? undecided.gif

 

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ha ha ha poor but funny man !!

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004

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