BITCH

 

our vending machine at work is fukd up, making all the chocolate go white n crap.

 

i just bought the last dairy milk solely for the purpose of being able to send it to cadbury's saying it's [censored], and get loads of free chocolate.

 

and it's ok.

 

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LOL

u can shut up an all

Life's a barstool, then you get another beer.

Phil_raa said:

u can shut up an all

Dont get shitty with me pal.

Cherry said:

Life's a barstool, then you get another beer.

 

i agree.

 

would you go to bed with me?

 

um

Maria said:

Phil_raa said:

u can shut up an all

Dont get shitty with me pal.

 

y not

oz il jkust kick yur arse.

it's "kick yo ass mutha"

Maria said:

oz il jkust kick yur arse.

 

U been on the lambrini, gal??

Cherry said:

 

 

U been on the lambrini, gal??

 

Carling darling !

Maria said:

Cherry said:

 

 

U been on the lambrini, gal??

 

Carling darling !

 

Like a proper lady from the Welsh Valleys.

YOu know it boyo !

Phil_raa said:

BITCH

 

i just bought the last dairy milk solely for the purpose of being able to send it to cadbury's saying it's [censored], and get loads of free chocolate.

 

 

Nah they don't do that anymore, just send u a voucher for a couple of bar's. Sniff...

Now if you found a mouse in it, or a human finger....that would be a different story...i suppose in this weather if you were to obtain such an item..then let the chocolate melt over it for a period of time and put it back in it's packet....then send half of it off with a 'look what i found in my chocolate' letter, and saying you have the other half of the mouse or finger in your fridge!!...That would almost certainly get the results you are looking for.

 

well maybe not....

The cunt vending machines on the LU Stations are shockingly shite. Them bastards want shooting.