[censored] huge medium sized spider against my wall using an ntl bill

 

so my ntl bill did come in useful for summat (no offence Maria)

 

second spider in 2 days i've got in here.

 

back 2 not leaving my window wide open

Phil_raa said:

 

 

so my ntl bill did come in useful for summat (no offence Maria)

 

No offence taken - next time, make sure you wipe your arse with the said bill after having a nice [censored] in the crap house

 

I know I would.

I seen a big spider the other day

funny u shd call this a crap house - were u referring the lav, or have u been to my digs?

Captain_Cunted said:

I seen a big spider the other day

 

Me too.

 

I made someone kill it though.

 

I hate spiders. Had to pick me shoes up off the florr and stick them on the table too.

 

erk. They freak me right out.

Phil_raa said:

funny u shd call this a crap house - were u referring the lav, or have u been to my digs?

 

The throne - the [censored] house - the crapper.

 

The toilet.

great white telephone, dunnee, bog, whizzer

I remember once there was a spider on the floor in my lobby, I tried to stand on it but it somehow got on my foot! I tried to kick the wee cunt off and it dissapeared I still dont know where it went to this day!!! I think it crawled up me bum

its the loo!!!

Trouble said:

its the loo!!!

 

u boring poo

wot its not boring u stupid twat

 

its bloodly commen

phil raa shits in a bucket.

i can do a lot with a bucket

stickit over sum1s fuckin hhead for akll i fuckin care.

 

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